“Sir, you alright?” Rose dropped the large gun and approached the man slowly.
”I’ve heard a loud crash comin’ from this direction, are you hurt?”
“M'fine, just…
A rough landing.”
And there he is,
standing outside of what’s clearly The TARDIS,
staring at her as if she has two heads.
“You really should learn to
jump around dimensions less,
you’ll make yourself sick.”

u been warned, kids
p.s. if u laughed at this send me an ask that says 'oi stick insect' tru queen noble style