“Raaaaaaaaaaargh!”
[Home. Take me home. Alone. I am alone. Curse the air, and the cold, and the damp. Curse this place. Promise. Take me home. I am alone now.]
“I’d certainly be able to take y'home!
Pop you back where y'came from
and we’ll say nothin’ more, eh?
And I know…
I know you’re alone,
and this is likely distressing.
But I can get you home.
What’s your name, dear?”


u been warned, kids
p.s. if u laughed at this send me an ask that says 'oi stick insect' tru queen noble style